The Gunman movie review

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Sean Penn plays a Gunman….among a very boring movie about people trying to kill a gunman. Looks like March is the new January. Jeremy reviews “The Gunman”!

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UnkeptMoss328 says:

Hey when are you reviewing Revenge of the Sith Jeremy?

Harrison Goertz says:

Sean Penn in an action movie? No thanks. That’s about as convincing as
putting Schwarzenegger in a family comedy……..

…oh wait they did that.

JustifiedMayhem32 says:

Hey, you updated the pictures! Nice!

ThatDudeinBlue says:

In Bruges is definitely my favorite hit man movie. It’s such a dark comedy
but at the same time has a good story. 

PraiseTheSun! says:

How could anyone see a movie called ‘Gunman’ and think it would be good?

Popat Panchat says:

Stay at home kids and listen to Napalm Death’s Apex Predator-Easy Meat!! 

SpaghettiMonster .jr says:

after I had taken a shower at a friend who owned a German Shepard, he
wasn’t home, and I just got out of the shower, still naked, and then I had
to get on all fours to get something under a table on the floor (can’t
remember what), when the dog suddenly jumped me from behind, at first I
just thought it was funny since I often used to play and wrestle with the
dog, and even though I knew what he was trying to do, I didn’t think it was
possible for a dog to have intercourse with me, since I was a human and he
was a dog, and besides it was something he often had tried to do to me and
a lot of our friends when we were playing with him – though we all ways
were dressed. So I didn’t really any pay more attention to his d**k that
was poking around on my a*s, than I was to the rest of him, since I just
felt we were fighting and playing again, until he suddenly hit the center
of my rectum with the pointy tip of his penis and just ram it up my a**s in
one swift move and started humping like crazy, I was really surprised and
shocked and I wanted to get him off me instantly, since I really hadn’t
seen this coming – but he seemed just as determined to keep on humping me
for real this time, so he really held hard on to my hips with his front
paws. Though I managed to push him off and out of me rather quickly and
crawl away, I still think he ended up f*****g me for something close to ten
seconds – though maybe it was less, it all happened really quickly from the
moment he jumped me to the moment I had him back off me, and after this I
was was really shocked – he even tried to mount me again, but this time I
had my front to him, so I managed to push him away from me and hurried back
to the toilet and closed the door. Still shocked and confused that
something like this actually could happen.
After that my butt hurt the rest of the day, and I never really fought or
played with him again. And I’ve never told anyone in real life

AnythingEpic says:

John wick. Kinda 

creekandseminole says:

Ugh, I thought 2015 would be an epic year for movies, but it’s taking
sooooooo long to get to something good. I’m desperate for some popcorn
movie action and I guess I’ll go for Fast and the Furious 20000 or
whatever. I just need something at least a bit good to hold me over until I
can see Avengers 2.

Mr Django says:

Review It Follows! 

Sir Douchebag says:

Don’t mean to spoil the movie but

I think this movie has guns in it


Shred Foxx says:

The Professional

Lucky Number S7even



Oisín McMahon says:

Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll look great at 50 Jeremy

JeremyJahns says:
ABOhiccups says:

When I saw a commercial of both The Gunman and Insurgent. The commercial
said “Critics give 4 Stars out of 5 and it’s incredible”. While I watched
your review and other movie reviews. I was thinking, did the commercial
lied to us or did they took Trailer Reviews and put it on commercial to
troll everyone to see a bad movie?

Blagoja Velkovski says:

Try reviewing the movie layercacke.

Vankai says:

Whats your worst ever start to a year? … number of bad movies?.. cause
this year looks pretty bad so far

jackson edwards says:

The thing that I never get is if you have to make out the movie to be
something different in the trailer, why not just make it that way right
from the start? If you’re so ashamed of the plot that you hide it in the
trailer then why even put it to film in the first place?

I think from now on, every director should ask themselves before they even
start production. “Will I be okay with this story to be represented
accurately in a trailer?” If not, dont waste your time.

AandM says:

don’t think sean penn should be the joker! thats just my opinion, also if
he was in a batman movie, neil patrick harris would so be the riddler

SarcasmServedDaily says:

ZOMBIE LAMAS !! hopefully that got your attention Jeremy…I was watching
ur suicide squad casting video and love your Joker nightstand!! MAN please
do a Joker collection video and show us you sick collection XD 

HazaRDReborN says:

Funny you ask that… I was just contemplating on it yesterday and
remembered an old gem that I loved in this genre. Now it completely left me
once again o.O
I should remember it again sometime, lol.

Seperta Zen says:

Sean Penn should be beaten up for making me waste 2 hours of my life
watching this end-life crisis. Seriously old people, fuck you

Jack Reacher says:

I didn’t think the movie was boring. I thought it was a good movie with
good action and good acting. The ending was boring. I enjoyed seeing The
Gunman.

Seth_Nile says:

I feel you can tell what kinda review Jeremy is gonna do with his
expression in the thumbnail lol

Donetello H says:

I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE REVIEW SNOWPIERCER IT IS ON NETFLIX!!!!!!!!!? 

Alex Allen says:

Absolutely loved John Wick… One of the best ‘Hitman’ movies I’ve seen

colin CORKERY says:

Please review “It Follows”. Just saw it yesterday. EPIC!

Spar10Leonidas says:

Favorite hitman movie? Does Pulp Fiction count? You know what, I don’t
care. I’m going with Pulp Fiction.

Laurentiu Badea says:

My favorite hitman movie? Hitman, portayed by the master himself, Timothy
Olyphant.

Ha ha! Ha ha hahahha haha ha… HAAAAhahahaha…

Leon

Blaze The Movie Fan says:

Yeah I won’t be seeing it.

N Slater says:

Has anyone told Jeremy about the new Avengers 2 TV spot that released
yesterday?

Julian Santoyo says:

Please review the TV show the flash first season I want to watch it but
don’t know if its good

theultimateusukfan says:

dear jeremy, my parents keep wanting to see these horrible movies. how can
i stop them? 

Rares Macovei says:

Answer to the question: Obviously John Wick

nvsales1 says:

LEON THE PROFESSIONAL : Best Hitman Movie

normandycap07 says:

That EVP joke was spot on, holy shit! 

BoatsNHoes says:

Next weekend wont be so dry jeremy. Furious 7 comes out. Something im
looking forward to

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