Guardians of the Galaxy – Movie Review

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Chris Stuckmann reviews Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Lee Pace, Michael Rooker, Karen Gillan, Djimon Hounsou, John C. Reilly, Glenn Close, Benicio del Toro. Directed by James Gunn.


reid hawkins says:

Damn Chris loved it so much he dropped the F bomb. That’s unusual 

iReece4498 says:

Agree completely Chris. Love this movie so much. Also, this is you’re most
explicit review with the swearing and the jizz in you’re pants. It was
funny to see.

Abarekiller The faggot says:

+Killua Zoldyck I bet MARVEL was paying this guy off.

Chris Ulatowsky says:

This movie is better than The Avengers in my opinion.

Igoriell Aastakhovsky says:

You look like Han Solo

Donnie D. says:

is this supposed to be in the same universe as the avengers?

63Meldon says:

Is it me or Chris actually looks a lot alike Chris Patt ? ah

Gent M says:

The beginning 12 seconds of this video is the main reason why I don’t like
Chris that much.

MrSamuel539 says:

Chris Pratt dancing to “ooh child” makes this film worth the £15 on blu ray

HypnoTheWolf says:

Interesting points. Personally, I really hated this movie. It was so cheesy
and cliche and filled with cringe-worthy moments. Plus, all the science is
completely wacky and way-off, and while this may not be a legit concern…I
had no idea who any of the characters were. Now, I haven’t read any Marvel
comics and I’m not a big fan of Marvel, so I haven’t seen any of the
characters’ backstories. That’s true. But since this movie has no
spin-offs, no prequels, no film backstories for them I think it’s a problem
if you haven’t read their comics. In Avengers, you didn’t even have to
watch the backstory spin-offs of the characters to understand who they
were! But in this, we have some green lady, a 1960-1970s kid, a tree, a
muscly guy, and a raccoon. That’s literally all you know, and it threw me
for a painful loop.
Okay, fine, we know some things–Groot and Rocket were made through
apparently unethical scientific means, the green lady is some sort of spy
or traitor or…something, and the muscly guy doesn’t get metaphors.
Again, you bring up some interesting points, I just disagree. I’m not
hating on you, just…sort of…on the movie.

Kiiro Sagi says:

+Chris Stuckmann You look like Star Lord.

Tim Ridley says:

Guardians of the Galaxy fucking rules 4/4

Maxwell Derpherp says:

Just got back from seeing this and it was AMAZING!!! a must see of the

FD Jackson says:

Loki isn’t even all that great.

Chris Stuckmann says:
Scott Roberts says:

Am I the only one who thinks Loki is a shit villain? Very over-rated. 

VisualMaximus says:

Iron Man 1 – Obadiah Stane, a good villain. Not great but good.
Iron 2 – Wipslash – Good villain. Once again not great but good.
Iron Man 3 – Love Aldrich Killian, and his army of extremis soldiers.
Bad-ass villain in my opinion.

Thor 1 – Loki – Amazing villain.
Thor 2 – Malekith – Yeah, OK he was not the best villain but he was OK.

Avengers – Loki and his army of Chitauri – Once again amazing.

The Incredible Hulk – Abomination – My best fucking villain – Such a
bad-ass as human and as monster.

Captain America: The First Avenger – Red Skull… Oh porn to my comic eyes.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier – Such a bad ass villain easily one of
the fucking best villains of ALL time.

So this notion that Marvel makes bad villains? No, no they do not.

Ronan being funny? Come on Chris? Ronan’s not a comedic character in the
slightest. He’s very very fucking serious. 

ShinShoki says:

my only disappointment in the movie is the nova corp :/

Mister Who says:

Zoe Saldana is a terrible actress and horribly boring as Gamora

Simon Suiker says:

i just hated that “Starlord”-character. i was disappointed each scene he

FlickMovies7 says:

My Top Ten Marvel Cinematic Universe Movies!!

1: Guardians Of The Galaxy

2: The Avengers

3: Captain America: The Winter Soldier

4: Iron-Man

5: Iron-Man 3

6: Thor: The Dark World

7: Captain America: The First Avenger

8: Thor

9: Iron-Man 2

10: The Incredible Hulk

What’s your top 10!! :)

Shlomo Shekelbergsteinowitz says:

The movie was good, I enjoyed it. 

Fath Aja says:

You can be Chris Pratt Star Lord. I would watch you =D

dearartistic1 says:

I thought the movie was good but cheesy. Marvel movies are very cartoony
and childish in my opinion. I prefer the realism and seriousness of DC
movies i.e. the dark knight, and man of steel. Infact, I feel that the
uniformity of the Marvel studio films i.e. the cinematography, sound,
story, and witty characters make their films feel generic to me. Marvel
needs to make some of their future films feel, look, and sound different.
Also, their villains do not feel threatening. Ronan had a great look and at
times was scary, but he was neutralized by all the goofiness around him.

In the end, I feel that Marvel has failed to successfully put across their
characters. The film version of the characters are watered down and
sometimes down right altered. i.e. Star Lord and Drax! Every fan boy knows
that Star Lord was kind of an ass hole and not in a good way, and Drax has
Thor like strength and powers to sense and track Thanos. 

Alex TT-zero says:

u judge the lately action movies with a bad way yet u like these

Vinnie J says:

He was I the only one that almost cried during the movie?

ItsWilj says:

I hate the UK….Need to see this film!

Fly Fishin says:

Just saw this movie… AMAZING

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